The Cavemen Go don’t need no stinkin’ tour van. As a matter of fact, this band is a tour van. At any given moment the Cavemen Go are simultaneously in three states at once. Yes, we’re THAT awesome. Also we don’t tour. At least not in the traditional sense. Instead we live in three of the greatest cities ever. WE’RE ALWAYS ON THE ROAD. Yah, take that! Wait, what was I saying? Oh yah, tour vans.
Anyway, a few years ago David Bowie came to us in a collective dream to impart wisdom on some body image issues that we were having at the time. It was pretty real. Afterward, we sold the story to HBO for $10,000 dollars in order to fund the recording of our last record. Here’s what they came up with: